timelordemort:

"i’m dreaming of a white christmas" i sing to myself in the 30 degree australian heat

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debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

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pickaxes-and-test-tubes:

this-book-has-been-loved:

kissmymahogany:

koopat911:

Notice only 20 shades of gray

It’s been proven that women actually have an acute ability to pick up subtle differences in colors

In response to that last comment^^

Yes. It comes from the Hunter-Gatherer days.

Women were the gatherers. They had to be able to discern between the different shades of colors to know which plants were poisonous and which were not.

Men were out hunting, so they didn’t have to worry about that.

Which is why women see “Blood orange” and “crimson” and “scarlet” etc while guys just see “red”.

Well, that explains…

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scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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riddle-my-hiddles:

8bit-ghost:

We’re all born with scars. From the moment we open our eyes and look at the world we are wounded, and we all share that same mark.

Bellybuttons.

if anyone wants me to explain what an ‘anticlimax’ is, i’ll show them this text post

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merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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scarheadcanons:

ϟ 37) The first time Minerva McGonagall seriously considered retiring her post was the day she read “Potter, James” off the first year roll again.

michaelgclifford:

skinny jeans where the ankle is not all the way skinny?? why do you do this 

(via sagihairius)

yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

(Source: kittenemoji, via ruinedchildhood)

…imma kill them *beep* bugs like a real real man, he said…

(Source: lil-duckling, via krisinsanity)

do not stan Kpop idols who are dancers because onstage they’re SEX and they do sensual hip thrusts and lip bites but offstage they frolic around like fucking idiotic little pixies in the middle of summer goddamnit

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