lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

(via tigerboydean)

agent-bartowski:

rumour:

THEY DELETED THE LILO & STITCH SANDWICH STACKER GAME FROM THE DISNEY WEBSITE

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(via dutchster)

sagihairius:

U ever feel your leg start to fall asleep and know the only thing you can do is brace yourself for the fuzzy pain

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

(via rosiedoll)

skypestripper:

when ur up too late and ur mom comes in ur roomimage

(via the-absolute-best-posts)

budweiner:

When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad

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(via ruinedchildhood)

我们并不完美  但谢谢你们把完美的爱给了我们

we are imperfect, but thank you for loving us so perfectly

(Source: ethereal-baek, via adorableprince)

Views of Mt Fuji; Yuga Kurita

(Source: softwaring, via fuckchamber)

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

(via dutchster)

howibloggedyourmother:

this is the greatest blooper 

(Source: teddywestside, via the-absolute-best-posts)

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via rosiedoll)