JJK Airbrush - “I ripped some paper and drew some rocks on it. Now try to see this as a flat surface. And trust me…it is as flat as it can be” (via)
Posted 15 hours ago
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
somebody please write a book on this
Posted 15 hours ago
i think there should be a biological setting for ‘i dont want kids why do i need to ovulate/menstruate’ and then your period just ollies out for a while
like ‘ok bro i accept your life choices call me if you want a baby’
Posted 15 hours ago
Posted 15 hours ago
i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
Posted 1 day ago
Before and After Photoshop
Posted 1 day ago
This is a wolf made from pipe cleaners. (more)
ARE YOU KIDDING
GET OUT
Posted 1 day ago
it’s kinda messed up that winnie the pooh and jack the ripper both have the same middle name
Posted 1 day ago
‘Game of Thrones’ as other popular TV shows [ytegg]
Posted 2 days ago
When I was little, I used to think it was silly that they put the “external use only” label on bottles because no one would want to eat a bottle of aloe vera, but after reading fanfiction, I know who those warnings are meant for
UNTIL I READ THIS I GENUINELY STILL THOUGHT THAT THE PURPOSE OF THOSE LABELS WAS TO STOP PEOPLE EATING THE PRODUCT
FUKCKK
(Source: thorsies)
Posted 2 days ago
I just did this. Legit.
the fuck
Clearly this is black magic at work here
been folding my shirts like this for so long that it feels weird to do it any other way
WHAT THE SHIT
Posted 2 days ago
The cat who sits like a dude. [d3ftone]
